Quotes

• I know friendship is hard to keep. But even if it gets harder I won`t give up coz if its hard to keep you. It`ll be lot harder to find you again!

• I met money one day. I said, "You are just a piece of paper." Money smiled and said, "Of course I'm a piece of paper, but I haven't seen a dustbin yet, in my life

• When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

• Written outside a temple: Q: Why should we believe in GOD? A: Because there are still some questions which cannot be answered by GOOGLE.

• When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.

• The older you get, the tougher it is to lose weight, because by then your body and your fat have gotten to be really good friends.

• The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

• A statistician is someone who can have his head in an oven and his feet in ice, and will say that on the average he feels fine.

• "I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife happy. First, let her think she's having her own way. And second, let her have it."

• Baby mosquito came back after its 1st flying. His dad asked him- How do you feel? he replied `It was wonderful, everyone was clapping 4 me! That' s Attitude

• "Life is too short to spend your precious time trying to convince a person who wants to live in gloom and doom otherwise. Give lifting that person your best shot, but don''t hang around long enough for his or her bad attitude to pull you down. Instead, surround yourself with optimistic people."

• “The longer I live, the more I realize the impact of attitude on life. Attitude, to me, is more important than facts. It is more important than the past, the education, the money, than circumstances, than failure, than successes, than what other people think or say or do. It is more important than appearance, giftedness or skill. It will make or break a company... a church... a home. The remarkable thing is we have a choice everyday regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. We cannot change our past... we cannot change the fact that people will act in a certain way. We cannot change the inevitable. The only thing we can do is play on the one string we have, and that is our attitude. I am convinced that life is 10% what happens to me and 90% of how I react to it. And so it is with you... we are in charge of our Attitudes.”

• “Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.”